Wednesday, October 06, 2004
VP Debate
Cheney, debating within an alternate reality, completes his transformation to heartless cartoon character.
CHENEY (a.k.a. Mr. Burns): It's ironic, this anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you.
EDWARDS: You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir.
