Monday, May 23, 2005

 

Dear Republicans aged 38 and under: Enlist!

As this article and many others makes clear, recruitment is way down, and the Army is getting desperate. My solution is two-fold:

1) Draft young Republicans!

2) Draft the children of those in Congress who supported the war (which, unfortunately, included many Democrats).

Oh, I almost forgot:

3) Draft the Bush Twins. (or they might be lucky enough to use their connections to stay out of the war, just as Bush did in Vietnam; if not, they can always follow in his AWOL footsteps)

Tallahassee Democrat | 05/20/2005 | The military's desperation is showing



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