Yellow Dog

James Dobson's Focus on the Family has a wholesome Halloween activity idea on their website, called The Pumpkin Gospel.

What you need:
-pumpkin
-newspapers
-sharp knife
-spoon
-large bowl
-candle
-matches
-Bible

Interesting. It used to be that god-fearing evangelicals just turned off the porch light and left their kids sulking in their bedrooms without candy. Times apparently have changed and now Halloween is a day to celebrate--probably due to Mullah Dobson and his extremist associates being all giddy over their own treat earlier today in the Bush nomination of Samuel Alito to the supreme court.

So, in the spirit of the new Halloween-Loving Jesus, please welcome the SCOTUS Trinity of Horrors: Thomas, Scalia and Alito